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Funny SMS ::.
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Funny
SMS (Page No: 02)
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30.
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Aap kya jaano hum kitna yaad karte hain, maano ya na maano har pal fariyaad karte hain, Roz khat likhte hain CARTOON NETWORK ko, aur aapko play karne ki maang karte hain.... waaaaahhhhhhhhh... | |
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Aap jaise log hume kuch khas lagte hai. mann me har waqt hum ek aas rakte hai, jaane kab aa jaye sms aapka, is liye cell ko dil ke pass rakte hai | |
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32.
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Muskura
do zara khuda ke vaste, sama-e-mahefil mai roshni kam hai, tum hamare nahi to kya ghum hai, hum tumhare to haiN ye kya kam hai? |
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33.
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Bari asaani se dil lagaye jaate hain, par badi mushkil se waade nibhaye jaate hain, le jaati hai mohabbat un raaho par, jaha diye nahi dil jalaye jaate hain | |
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34.
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yaad
mein humne kalam uthaayi, liya paper aur tasveer aapki banayi, socha tha ki usko dil se laga kar rakhenge, magar vo to bacho ko draane ke kaam aayi... |
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35.
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Jaate
hue kuch aisa kar ke jayo kaam ki har galli se awaaz aaye..."ABBA JAAN"..." ABBA JAAN" |
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36.
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Hi Musharraf needs 500 donkeys to attack on India. 499 ja chuke, message milte hi niklo... | |
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Aaj vo humse jannat mein takra gaye, Aaj vo humse jannat mein takra gaye, Aur humare dil se awaaz nikalii...., Fiteh Mooh...Tusin Ethe vii aa gaye !!! | |
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Yeh
jo haseeno ke baal hote hai, larkon ko phassane ke jaal hote hai, na jaane kitno ke khoon piye honge inhone, tabhi to inke honth laal hote hai |
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Tum hoti to aisa hota, tum hoti to waisa hota, Tum is baat pe itna hasti, tum uss baat pe itna khush hoti, Tum is baat pe ye kehti,tum uss baat pe wo kahati, shukar hai tum nahi ho!!! | |
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40.
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jawaab
teri shayari ka.... denge hum shayari mein.... naam tera likh baithe hain.... apne dil ki diary mein.... |
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41.
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Tere
pyaar ki roshni aisi hai ki, har taraf ujaala nazar aata hai, sochta hu ki ghar ki bijli katwa du , kambaqt bill bohat aata hai |
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42.
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Mandir
mein jaap karta hoon, Masjid mein adaab karta hoon, Insaan se kahin bhagwan na ban jaun, isliye roz tujhko SMS karke paap karta hoon |
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TUSI bade hi gr8 ho, RASGULLE ki pl8 ho, PEPSI ka cr8 ho, ANDE ka oml8 ho, SMS KARNE ME bare le8 ho, JALEBI ki tarah stra8 ho, KHER jo bhi ho mere fevr8 ho...! | |
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Apni
Surat ka kabhi to didaar de, tarap raha hu ab aur na intzaar de Apni awaaz nahi sunani to mat suna, Kam se kam 1 Missed call hee maar de |
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Teri
aankain jhuki jhuki, tera chehra khila khila jab tere chehre per haath ghumaya, to aadha kilo fair & lovely mila |
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Vo aaj bhi hume dekh kar muskurate hain Yeh to unke bache hee kamine hain, Jo Mammu-Mammu bulaate hain. | |
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Vo
likhte hain humara naam mitti mein aur mita dete hain, Unke liye ye khel hoga magar hume to vo mitti mein mila dete hain... |
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Kon
kehta hai dost ki tumse humari judaai hogi, yeh afwaah zaroor kissi dushman
ne uraayi hogi, shaan se rahenge tumahre dil mein hum itne dino mein kuch to jagah banayi hogi |
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49.
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Jis
din se juda vo humse hue, is dil ne dharkna chor diya hai chaand ka mooh bhi utra utra, taaro ne chamkna chor diya |
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Kaun sa gham hai jo yeh haal bana rakha hai, na to makeup hai, na baalon ko sajaa rakha hai, aur khama-kha cherti rehti hai yeh rukhsaaron ko, Tum ne zulfon ko bohut sar pe chara rakha hai | |
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51.
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Tumko
dekha to yeh khyaal aaya Ki Paaglo ke stock mein Naya Maal Aaya |
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52.
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Jis
mehfil mein khare hojai, waha Hrithik bhi jhukta hai, Kaho Na Pyaar Hai, Kya mooh dukhta hai ? |
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Zindagi jaise ek saza si ho gayi hai, gamm ke saagar me is kadar kho gayi hai, tum kar do ek SMS yeh guzarish hai meri, tumari SMS ki adat si ho gayi hai. | |
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54.
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Child
: - Mohit uncle mujhe na Bandar dekhna hai Mohit : - Beta vo abhi SMS padh raha hai. |
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55.
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Umeedo
ki manzil toot gayi, aankho se ashqo ki dhara beh gayi are tumahri bhi kya izaat reh gayi, jab class ki ladki bhaiya keh gayi |
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Kabhi honsla bhi aazmaana chahiye, bure waqt mein muskurana chahiye, jab 10 dino mein khujli na mite, to 11 ve din nahana chahiye | |
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Tammana se nahi tanhai se darte hain, pyaar se nahi ruswaai se darte hain, milne ki to bohat chahat hai, par milne ke baad judaai se darte hain | |
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Arz
kiya hai..... Aaj-kal aapke SMS aana band hai , wah wah! wah wah! Aaj-kal aapke SMS aana band hai , khafa ho humse ya balance kam hai? ha ha ha ha..... |
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You r my sweet SONA, I don't want u KHONA, I want a place in your heart's KONA, Otherwise i will start RONA, Atleast Good Morning to kar LONA | |
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Dil
torna humari aadat nahi, Dil hum kissi ka dukhate nahi Bharosa rakhna meri wafaon pe, Dil mein basa kar hum kissi ko bhulate nahi |
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