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F u n n y C o l l e c t i o n s 1
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Ladka:-Kaash in hasinaaon kay baap mar jayen'            Bahana ho afsos ka hum inke gharjayen
Ladki:-Aisa sochna bhi aye zalim paap hoga:
          Kabhi tu bhi kisi hasina ka baap hoga
Maine tujhe pyar kiya, saraswati samajh kar
Tere baap ne mujhe pita, agarbattti samajh kar
Milna hai to milisee duniya ke chaman main
Phir kya milna hoga,Jab laaash hogi kaphan main
:Mjno:- ka husn :Lela:- ka ghumaar dekha hai
Kuch is tarah se Haseenon ka pyaar dekha hai
Unhe khilane pilaane main hui hai yeh haalat
Kasm khuda ki..Cinema bhi udhaar dekha hai
Maine tujhe dekha,handle badal badal kar
Tere baap ne mujhe peeta,sandlDile badal badal kar

Industrian sari mere yaar kha gaye
Meri Sari jaydaaad rishtedar kha gaye
Marne Ke baad bhi unho ne ki meri saath cheating
banaye mazar to minaar kha gaye

Dil Logi Ke Jaan Logi
Meri Jaan Set Hone Main Kitna Time Logi
Patharr kyun marte ho, pura pahaar maar do
Hum yuheeen mar jayenge, sirf ek baar aankh maar do
Meri jaib main hai kath, meri rifle bhari hui hai
Mujhe khauf kya police ka, mera baap mantri hai
Neil Armstrong Chand par Gaya aur Farmaya
Ye Saala, Idhar hawa kyon nahin ayaa
Yeh tera chehra hai yaa kele ka chhilka
Jo dekha to dil phisal gaya

Sheeshi bhari gulab ki, sheesha chatak gaya,
Buddhi ne aankh maari, buddha latak gaya

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