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        F u n n y C o l l e c t i o n s 1 
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       Ladka:-Kaash 
        in hasinaaon kay baap mar jayen'            Bahana 
        ho afsos ka hum inke gharjayen 
    Ladki:-Aisa sochna bhi aye zalim paap hoga: Kabhi tu bhi kisi hasina ka baap hoga  | 
  
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       Maine 
        tujhe pyar kiya, saraswati samajh kar 
    Tere baap ne mujhe pita, agarbattti samajh kar  | 
  
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       Milna 
        hai to milisee duniya ke chaman main 
    Phir kya milna hoga,Jab laaash hogi kaphan main  | 
  
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       :Mjno:- 
        ka husn :Lela:- ka ghumaar dekha hai 
    Kuch is tarah se Haseenon ka pyaar dekha hai Unhe khilane pilaane main hui hai yeh haalat Kasm khuda ki..Cinema bhi udhaar dekha hai  | 
  
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       Maine 
        tujhe dekha,handle badal badal kar 
    Tere baap ne mujhe peeta,sandlDile badal badal kar  | 
  
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       Industrian 
          sari mere yaar kha gaye  | 
  
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       Dil 
        Logi Ke Jaan Logi 
    Meri Jaan Set Hone Main Kitna Time Logi  | 
  
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       Patharr 
        kyun marte ho, pura pahaar maar do 
    Hum yuheeen mar jayenge, sirf ek baar aankh maar do  | 
  
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       Meri 
        jaib main hai kath, meri rifle bhari hui hai 
    Mujhe khauf kya police ka, mera baap mantri hai  | 
  
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       Neil 
        Armstrong Chand par Gaya aur Farmaya 
    Ye Saala, Idhar hawa kyon nahin ayaa  | 
  
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       Yeh 
        tera chehra hai yaa kele ka chhilka 
    Jo dekha to dil phisal gaya  | 
  
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       Sheeshi 
          bhari gulab ki, sheesha chatak gaya,  | 
  
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