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        u n n y C o l l e c t i o n s 2 
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       Ladki:-Chandni 
        chand se hoti hai, sitaron se nahi 
    Mohabaat ek se hoti hai, hazaron se nahi Ladka:-Chandni chand se hogi to sitaron ka kya hoga Mohabbat ek se hogi to hazaron ka kya hoga  | 
  
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       Aaj 
        Tu Kali Hai, Kal Gulab Hoga  
    Mujh Se Shadi Kar Le, Bara Sawaab Hoga  | 
  
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       Gul 
        gaya, Gulshan gaya, Gaye honthon ki laaali 
    Ab to peeecha chor de, main ho gaye bachchon waali  | 
  
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       Kutta 
        ban gaya hoon tere pyaar main 
    yakeen nahin aata to suno...Bhow..bhow  | 
  
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       Sheeshi 
        bhari gulab ki, phatthar se phor doon 
    Pant wali mil jaye to ghanghre wali ko chor doon  | 
  
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       Rafta 
        Rafta dekho aankh meri lari hai 
    Aaankh jis se lari hai woh meri maa se bhi bari hai  | 
  
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       Use 
        karte hein make-up ka daba roze kiyun? 
    Ban sanwar kar nikalte hain chailaa roze kiyun? Mummy tum to kehti thee Eid to kab kee gaye Phir Parosan se gale miltay hain Papa roze kiyun?  | 
  
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       hai 
        tera dariyaa....Aankhen hain teri Jheel 
    So my darling ... What's The Big-Deal ??  | 
  
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       Maana 
        Ke Main Pura Musalman To Nahi 
    Par Apne Deen Se Nata To Jor Sakta Hoon Nemaz Roza Kuch Na Sahi Shab-E-Barat Patakhe To Chor Sakta Hoon  | 
  
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       Kamaata 
        nahin hun itni ke tujhe roze khilaoon 
    Aaati hai to aaa ja, ya kisi aur ko pataooon  | 
  
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       Maine 
        tumhare yadon mein ro ro ke tub bhar diya 
    Magar tum itne bewafa nikle, ki naha ke chal diye  | 
  
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       Aaakhain 
        taras gaye tumhara khyal aa gaya 
    Ab to chehra dikha do, naya saal aaa gaya  | 
  
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